Taco Zamora
Taco Zamora is a two-time Oasis SF title holder. One time for the daughter pageant (we still don't have a good name for. this, Maybe little daughter or Miss Rosebud? Not like it really matters; that was the only time we are having that pageant, unless someone starts up the show again.) The other time was for Star Search (No! Not the real Star Search with Ed McMahon. This also needs a new name, HEKLINA!). Taco onlu held this title for the last month and a half of the reign because Ms. Florida Man couldn't get her ass back here to do the step down, so Taco got to do most of the work needed as a title holder, with no crown, no cash, and no moment of glory. (Lisa Frankenstein, this could be you!!!) Taco now spends her time making costumes for other queens (OK, she made one gown for someone else ; it took forever and ended up costing more to make than she got paid. She isn't really any good at it.) Anyways, that's her. If you liked it, great! If not, then we'll.... whatever!